IT, dictionar alcoholic
iulie 23, 2010
Unitati :
- 0,1 l – Demo
- 0,25 l – Trial version
- 0,5 l – Personal edition
- 0,7 l – Professional edition
- 1,0 l – Network edition
- 1,75 l – Enterprise edition
- 3 l – Small business edition
- 5 l – Corporate edition
- palinca de casa – Home edition
- bere + un sprit – Service pack
- spritul de dimineata – Recovery tool
- bere – Patch
- Coca-cola, Fanta, 7-up… – Trojan viruses
Efecte :
- vorbe fara sens – cat /dev/random
- vomitatul – Buffer overflow
- piticul cu foarfeca – Out of memory
- coma – Segmentation fault
- analiza peste noapte – Backtrace
Efectele in relatii :
- daca iti intampini partenera/ul beat – Access denied
- daca nu stii cine esti – Dependency check failed
- daca lesini – Connection lost
- daca nu reactionezi – No answer
- daca in loc de tigara aprinzi creionul – Type mismatch
- daca initiezi o discutie fara sfarsit- Infinite loop
- daca te usurezi pe planta din incapere – Protocol error
- daca esti dat afara din carciuma – Connection reset by peer
- daca nu iti gasesti drumul pana la autobus – Network transport failure
- daca nu nimeresti drumul spre acasa – Bad gateway
- si nu poti explica acel incident – Wrong number of arguments given
- daca uita sa iti aduca bautura comandata – Request timeout
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