IT, dictionar alcoholic

Unitati :

• 0,1 l – Demo
• 0,25 l – Trial version
• 0,5 l – Personal edition
• 0,7 l – Professional edition
• 1,0 l – Network edition
• 1,75 l – Enterprise edition
• 3 l – Small business edition
• 5 l – Corporate edition
• palinca de casa – Home edition
• bere + un sprit – Service pack
• spritul de dimineata – Recovery tool
• bere – Patch
• Coca-cola, Fanta, 7-up… – Trojan viruses

Efecte :

• vorbe fara sens – cat /dev/random
• vomitatul – Buffer overflow
• piticul cu foarfeca – Out of memory
• coma – Segmentation fault
• analiza peste noapte – Backtrace

Efectele in relatii  :

• daca iti intampini partenera/ul beat – Access denied
• daca nu stii cine esti – Dependency check failed
• daca lesini – Connection lost
• daca nu reactionezi – No answer
• daca in loc de tigara aprinzi creionul – Type mismatch
• daca initiezi o discutie fara sfarsit- Infinite loop
• daca te usurezi pe planta din incapere – Protocol error
• daca esti dat afara din carciuma – Connection reset by peer
• daca nu iti gasesti drumul pana la autobus – Network transport failure
• daca nu nimeresti drumul spre acasa – Bad gateway
• si nu poti explica acel incident – Wrong number of arguments given
• daca uita sa iti aduca bautura comandata – Request timeout

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